black velveteen 

Ugly ass hoe.

That black velveteen sure is an ugly ass hoe.

black velveteen by R1c0 Su4V3 January 19, 2004

Valveteen Rub 

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

Valveteen Rub by buckonz March 5, 2010

velvetine rub 

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

velvetine rub by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

Iron Velvetleaf 

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'

<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..

Iron Velvetleaf by bling(confessionsofaking) July 21, 2010

velvetteen 

It is native version of a velvette it has huge red horns, a wagging tail, a big but and a huge face.
A velvetteen is normally found dwelling in rusty old caves under the sea, there main food is human hearts that they rip out of unserspecting prey with there sharp claws

Bert: wait is that a velvetteen
Cherry: yeah I think it is. Run!!!!!!

velvetteen by 123456789jedi dingus12345689 February 13, 2021

VelvetVeronica 

An iconic Robloxian rapper, making catchy and lyrically innovative music.

Have you heard of VelvetVeronica? She's the one that made that iconic song 'KAM'.

VelvetVeronica by VelvetVeronica May 10, 2021

velvedeer

Explosive, rip-pocket explosion out of the anus.

Candy velvedeered and had to change pants.

velvedeer by ninthgategazer March 16, 2009