velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.

I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process

by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007

Velcrosac

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls

I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.

by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Velcrosnuggle

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.

Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.

by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013

Velcros

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.

shoes footwear nudity Velcros

by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010

velcrosex

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another

man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe

by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008