mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

by KVRX January 10, 2005

veridas

Australian ISP and broadband reseller, who on September 21st 2006 celebrated 29 continuous hours of downtime for up to 30,000 paying customers.

At the time of writing, they were looking to extend this record further.

Also a synonym for excrement and other undesirable things.

"Veridas shafted me real good today!"

by DeuSexMachine September 21, 2006

vehicular fuckfest

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.

Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!

by megadookie May 13, 2010

vehicle engineer

When you drive a car off a cliff or off a road by an "accident" during a race, especially in a video game.

Did you see that? Rithed wasn't paying attention and he pulled a vehicle engineer!

by GucciAirFryer September 15, 2015

Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them

Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

by xGLAZx December 19, 2018

Veridas

Veridas is an Australian ISP who illegally shape customers even though it is not in the terms and conditions. See also: excrement.

Oh, good thing I didn't step in that big pile of Veridas.

by fuh-zay slippers May 28, 2006

vehicross

1.) Contrary to the original 'definition': VehiCROSS owners are not all gay... some are homosexual, some are heterosexual, some are asexual, some are bisexual, and some are even omnisexual, autosexual, transexual, or intersexual. Metrosexuality and/or retrosexuality and/or ubersexuality and/or fauxmosexuality and/or pomosexuality and/or montisexuality could apply to any of these 'labels' in varying degrees as well. Overall though, I would say VehiCROSS owners, as a whole, are pansexuals (adjective). The VehiCROSS itself, however, is nonsexual.

2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.

Curious Passer-by: "What kind of car is that?!"
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."

by The UNchosen One November 25, 2007