Vegetable Goblin

A vegan or vegetarian

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!

by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016

Steamed Vegetables

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.

Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.

by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018