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valump

when fat women wear their pants very high you cannot tell where their fat stops and their vagina starts. this large mound of fat in between is referred to as a valump.
"look at her valump, lets make bets on how many kids she had"
by vafump April 7, 2010
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Vacumator

When your girlfriend uses vacuum on your cock instead of blowing it.
A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!
by Whip Lover December 7, 2010
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Valumper

1. (noun) Yet another slang word for booty. Only booties of immense size deserve this title. The root word of valumper is LUMP, which is referring to the lumps of the individual booty cheeks.
2. Can also be used in verb form, "to valump"
Person 1: Whoa that guy has an ass to win millions
Person 2: Yup, It's quite the valumper
by Hinkhink February 4, 2015
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vagumach

when a girl wheres pants too high, so that the waist of the pants is over the bottom part of her stomach, to form an area between the vagina and stomach known as the vagumach. you can see this on many college girls who have already surpassed the muffin top, and who are now onto bigger and better things.
Nice vagumach, thanks for commin!
by Joe Koebs May 14, 2006
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Vagumach

When a heavy set woman's stomach and her vagina meet at the same point.

Vagina+stomach=Vagumach
"Dam, look at that girl's Vagumach!!"
by The bookaneer test January 9, 2012
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Vagumach

When a person's gut hangs down so far, or there is a lot of fat in the bladder area, causing a Vagumach.
Trishelle: Why does her jeans go like that? It looks like she's preggerz!
Sarah: Trust me, she's not.
Trishelle: How do you know that's not an unborn fetus?
Sarah: Cause it's her Vagumach.
by Sarah McNasty February 19, 2009
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vagummick

A large area of fat (fat apron) that hangs off the fat of the stomach and rests above the pubic area (vagina and stomach = vagummick). Mostly found on females, but can be seen on some males as well.
The gynocologist had to lift the vagummick out of the way to begin the exam.
by chopper1 August 22, 2006
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