vaseline

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

by DoOsHtArD September 4, 2004

the vaselines

The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana

"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."

by epher April 23, 2005

With no vaseline

Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.

Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

by New_Born December 15, 2008

Valelia

The love between two girls that were meant to be together.
The best ship in the world basically.

- hey, know what? Valelia is real
- ikr I ship them so hard

by Valeliashipper January 28, 2017

Vaseline

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

by Flared January 9, 2007

Veteli

Vetelissä on noin 4 asukasta. Kaikki ovat karvaisia mummoja. Kaikki rasisteja aina vittu sataa. jakkeja on noin 20. vetelin asukkaista suurin osa on yli 87 vuotiaita pikku lapsia.

messässä vissasta vittu ossaa ja karhunvatukat perseeseen...veteli

by KebabaNoHerp January 20, 2017

No Vaseline

When a nigga takes dick in the asshole without lube.

A nigga just had a no Vaseline for racks bro.

by Juju DATWAY October 24, 2018