vantasm

The effect on the wall of your moving shadow, caused by the headlights of a van driving by at night.

The vantasm was awesome last night; we should stand by the roadside more often.

by Brien O'Connor February 21, 2008

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

vantabliazer

You take something good and make it better.

you such a vantabliazer!



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by T*Pizzle created by the 1 and only E Kizzle!! September 9, 2005

vantaged

Verb: To be beat by someone having a greater advantage than you such as better skills.

"You just got vantaged!"

by VANtaged June 14, 2008

Vontae

The act of quitting or giving up

Do you still work for that company? Nope, i had to vontae that job.

by Chronkite82 September 17, 2018

Vantablack Comedy

One of the darkest forms of comedy known, Vantablack Comedy absorbs up to 99.965% of audiences' collective dignity.

"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"

by rm84 May 10, 2018

vontae

To leave your workplace/a social event/a party with only a cursory explanation or without telling friends that you are leaving. Can also be used as a noun, e.g. to pull a vontae. A similar term is the Irish Exit.

The term came into use after the retirement of Vontae Davis, formerly a professional football player for the NFL's Miami Dolphins, Indianapolis Colts, and Buffalo Bills. While playing for the Bills in a game on September 16, 2018, Vontae abruptly removed himself from the game during the first half, telling coaches only that he was "done" and was retiring from the NFL. Vontae put on his street clothes at halftime and left the stadium. Most of his teammates didn't know what had happened until after the game.

This was the first and only time that an NFL player retired from the sport at halftime of a game.

Guy 1: This place sucks. Let's vontae.
Guy 2: Yeah let's get out of here.

Guy: What happened to you at the party last night? I couldn't find you anywhere.
Girl: Sorry, I got drunk and pulled a vontae.

by thecashstu September 22, 2018