vantasm

The effect on the wall of your moving shadow, caused by the headlights of a van driving by at night.

The vantasm was awesome last night; we should stand by the roadside more often.

vantasm by Brien O'Connor February 21, 2008

Karkat Vantas 

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.

A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.

Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013

vantastic sex 

Good sex in a van.

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!

vantastic sex by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Vantastic

Slang version of "fantastic". Used only if your name is Van.

"It's Vantastic!", or "I'm feeling Vantastic today!"

Vantastic by Van Alexander Mantha-Ware July 16, 2008

Vagtasmagoria 

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

Vagtasmagoria by Jsps August 21, 2009

vantascest 

The relationship between Karkat Vantas and Kankri Vantas from the webnovel Homestuck. While some consider this quite hot it is funny to think about Kankri's celibacy.

person a) OMG VANTASCEST
you an interlectual) gay

vantascest by IzakisTrash April 8, 2019

Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

Brett Vantassel by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009