VanKlompenberg

Reaching the highest level of Dutch one can achieve.

The VanKlompenbergs are as Dutch as they come

by St. Nicholas November 30, 2010

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

by VanVleet June 5, 2019

vinkle app

An app that steals edits

“Hey have you heard of the Vinkle app?”
“Yeah, that all that steals edits?”

by Luda Moon September 10, 2020

jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021

vancleave

total bumbling idiot

Yo, vancleave is a friggin idiot.

by romulus April 18, 2003

Vancleave

town in mississippi that is really small and full of hillbillies and bigots, also full of people who peaked in high school and will get a weed addiction and never do anything good ever again

wow I hate Vancleave it's so bad and stupid and small

by LovelyAlien15 July 4, 2020

vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia April 6, 2011