vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

vanhoose

A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you

Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally

by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016

Valoogie

The thick mucus that comes out of your vagina while ovulating.

I pulled down that girl’s panties and there was a massive valoogie in there!

by sQuad4 November 17, 2017

vanoose

Another term for a womens genitals.

Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Alyssa.?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.

by T-dub17 June 29, 2008

valoon

To show someone your crotchular region without anything covering it, whether intentional or not.

(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)

Julia, don't spread your legs like that while wearing a skirt, you're valooning the entire class!

by Cassy Gebben June 11, 2006

vankooten'd

To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.

This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.

When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.

by Machai May 22, 2017

valoola

valoola means everything. from hi, bye, and omg. people will say it when they are surprised or sad.

sad-
i feel valoola :(...

omg/surprised-
OMG VALOOLA!! THAT SCARED ME.

hey-
valoola laddies

bye-
i’m sorry but i have to go, valoola

by quesadilla_xx July 24, 2019