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Valhalla 

A gorgeous woman that a person is willing to even die for in trying to attain her amorous attentions...
That bitch is Valhalla, son- she ain't worth fighting for, though, because she's got a man... Do what you want, though.
Valhalla by Str8_Diamondz July 10, 2012

Valhalla 

1) One of the afterlives in Norse mythology. Where people who died in combat go until Ragnarok

2) A shout yelled by the Valkyries in God of War (2018) in which they will curb stomp you until you die or spam circle enough. It will lose all meaning to you and will cause you PTSD from the very thought. Associated with negative connotations after enough time.
1) "The man died in combat. He will earn a worthy afterlife in Valhalla."

2)

Sigrun: "Valhalla!"
The Player: "Oh hell no..."
Valhalla by Flamerules101 July 7, 2020

valhalla high school 

A school of kids who are either stoners or fuck boys. 65% of the people that guy hear get baked on a daily basis. 20% of the people are douchebags that play sports, thinking they are good they act like they rule the school. The final 15% are boaters, these people think they are cool because they smoke hookah at the age of 14. Also they say they hate America even though they live here and they get welfare. Even though Valhalla is such a shitty school it is still the best in the Grocemont School District
I got into a fight with a boater at Valhalla High School

valhalla magic 

the one and only amazing skills produced by the valhalla soccer team.
santiagos goal was not only finesse, it was pure magic
valhalla magic by philly d October 22, 2004

Valhalla Wars 

1.Hey dude, i feel like learning about the Vikings. Lets play some VW (Valhalla Wars)

2. Arrgh, Dota is sooo lame. I wanna play some Valhalla Wars.
Valhalla Wars by VW Lover February 12, 2005

Valhalla on the Charles 

Used in the Boston area to refer to Harvard or MIT, both elitist universities with campuses by or close to the Charles River.