Val 

A not die-er who does good things, is very appreciated, and extremely epic.

Val is pretty pog.

Val by SquidwardsClarinet_ March 20, 2021

Val 

The cutest smol lil bean who needs to be protected at all times because the sun won’t shine without him 💕

Val is amazing

Val by Idkwhatoputherehi June 13, 2018

Val 

Val is a very smol nd toll aggressive being that doesn't really come off physically as a threat but will not hesitate to fuck your shit up. She really likes pink and pastel stuff, adores all her friends and will actually die for them. She hates talking about her feelings in fear those won't come to her with their problems because she can't get her own together. Is known for having a really hard time saying no as not to be rude. Acts angeree but ver soft. Get's distracted super easily so she has to be a fast replier otherwise she'll forget and leave you on read for 3 decades. Puts the bi in bitch like no other queer. Is very easy to please, like don't spend money and expensive shit just buy her a a piece of cake or some fussy socks. Has a sweet tooth like no other, not a day goes by she doesn't consume some form of sugar. Knows of other beans such as sammy nd samuel who she'l cut off her face for them if they needed it. She is always horny, will succ. Is typically the mom of the friend group and will do almost any favors they ask from her. Really good at keeping secrets. The female Chris Hansen. Hates being maliciously mean to people, teases a lot but nothing means harm to nobody. Professional advice giver. It doesn't take a lot to scare her. Crys if somebody else is crying because she doesn't like it when people cry.

"Damn, Val leaked his phone number all over omegle" "Didn't he cheat on her friend a few weeks ago"
"Val is so thirsty istfg"

Val by I'm val yeet August 27, 2019

Val 

Not only is Val a girl name but it can also be a guy name :D. He is reliable and can keep secrets fairly well. If your day was crappy he can make you smile by doing the stupidest things. Dont even try to ignore him... it wont work. Somehow he will get you talking ;D

Val-"How was your day?"
you-"HORRIBLE!...MY TEACHER GAVE ME AN F!"
Val(in some accent)-"What a punkhole"

you-(start laughing)

Val by alec col May 15, 2009

val 

vals are always, funny, smart, talented, well rounded, and really pretty.
theyre some of the best and coolest people you'll ever meet

"wow did you see how smart they were? must be a val"

val by Freaky Phyllis November 20, 2018

Val 

Val is that bitch with the hottest fucking tits and the most massive ass. Her pussy is GOD and she sucks dick like a fucking vacuum cleaner. I’ve seen her lick pussy and it’s low key fire never cummed so fast in my life. Damn I would fucking die for Val.

Bro: Hey you see Val’s pussy?
Bro 2: BRO I DID IT WAS SO J U I C Y!

Val by daddypancakes October 29, 2020

val 

The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.

Thus Val was created.

Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.

x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!
y: Val.
x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

val by elchristobale July 28, 2008