The state of being, when a man no longer acts as a real man and wines like a woman. The condition appears to have spread to the majority of the male population. Symptoms include but are not limited to: complaining about minor complaints, having to ask the wife for her menstral cramp medications, acting like their dying when they have a cold, not knowning their medical conditions, allergies, or medications deferring all questions to their wife.
Homo Vaginosis is when a man acts like a pussy. I feely realy sick in need my mom, my back hurts, I need to go to the hospital.
by ERRNTX November 16, 2011
Get the Homo Vaginosis mug.1. A made-up disease where the main symptom is constantly acting like a vag
2. A person who constantly partakes in acts of vagery
3. A man who is always very effeminate
4. The disease exhibited by a homosexual male
5. The attribution of a vagina to a man
2. A person who constantly partakes in acts of vagery
3. A man who is always very effeminate
4. The disease exhibited by a homosexual male
5. The attribution of a vagina to a man
Rick: "What the hell is Yuriy's problem? He didn't come out to the bar so he could stay home and watch The Bachelor?"
Tom: "Yeah, he picked up a bad case of vaginosis last week."
"What a bitch, has Amanda always had that bad a case of vaginosis?"
Tom: "I can't believe that he didn't bet those pocket aces pre-flop."
Rick: "Looks like he's playing with a bad case of vaginosis."
Rick: "Did you hear about gay Joe?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I heard he got vaginosis."
Rick: "No, he got AIDS."
Tom: "Yeah, he picked up a bad case of vaginosis last week."
"What a bitch, has Amanda always had that bad a case of vaginosis?"
Tom: "I can't believe that he didn't bet those pocket aces pre-flop."
Rick: "Looks like he's playing with a bad case of vaginosis."
Rick: "Did you hear about gay Joe?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I heard he got vaginosis."
Rick: "No, he got AIDS."
by Mr. Rickboto November 6, 2008
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1. Of or pertaining to of or pertaining to vagypnosis or vagypnotism.
2. A woman who is so unbelievably sexy, that she can use sex -or the very thought of having access to her vagina- as a way to gain control over any man or woman that she wants to.
2. A woman who is so unbelievably sexy, that she can use sex -or the very thought of having access to her vagina- as a way to gain control over any man or woman that she wants to.
She is so unbelievably sexy, and vagypnotic, that she gets whatever she wants all of the time.
She uses her vagypnotic charms to get men to sign paperwork, to get out of speeding tickets, and to make them give her gifts; she even uses it on that girl at the cash register who dresses like a boy, to make her accept expired coupons.
She uses her vagypnotic charms to get men to sign paperwork, to get out of speeding tickets, and to make them give her gifts; she even uses it on that girl at the cash register who dresses like a boy, to make her accept expired coupons.
by The Dickensian Virginian October 21, 2012
Get the vagypnotic mug.1. The act of using vagypnosis to control or influence the actions of another human being.
2. Dominating a man or woman by using access to ones vagina to gain power over that individual.
2. Dominating a man or woman by using access to ones vagina to gain power over that individual.
She thought to herself "He wants to break up with me, I want to live in his house, and sleep with him every night. He will be mine. I will vagypnotize him, and make him give me a fat ring, and buy me a car."
by The Dickensian Virginian October 21, 2012
Get the vagypnotize mug.A severe disorder due to unclean and unkept penis after intercourse. Also can be caused due to bad breath and saliva after oral sex. Can be cured after deep cleansing.
by BlackLioness February 19, 2023
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Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.
Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.
Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."
by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011
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