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vagomacha

When a woman is so fat, her stomach runs from below her breasts all the way down to her vagina. Totally vanishing any waistline. Similar to the FUPA but much....much larger.
Oh my LORD.....that woman was so damn fat she had a vagomacha. That explains the suspenders !!!!!
by The Door Guy July 9, 2010
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Vagomach

Pronounced "Va-JUH-mick" (sort of like "stomach") The part of some women's bodies that may protrode between crotch and belt.
It's hard NOT to have a vagomach after two c-sections.
by WorthTheLaugh August 15, 2012
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vagumach [va-ghum-ach]

where the stomach region of a female continues on to the vagina area thus having the appearance of an extra flab of skin.
Jeez look at the vagumach va-ghum-ach on that lady, she does not need to biggie size those fries!
by Jet Fresh March 15, 2010
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Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.
by the DUDE June 1, 2012
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Vagomach

A stomach that resembles a nasty defective vagina
Of my coworkers has the narliest Vagomach
by Chellbell0815 May 3, 2022
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vaginache

if u did not perform for a long tyime or deprived sex by your boy friend or hubby then your vagina will start aching strangely that you can very well sense it and wanna try out something new to subside the pain.
say boy friend or hubby has gone to for a long distance palce on work or not available for a while and your vagina aches so it is vaginaches
by sunstar February 26, 2010
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