Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.
My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.
by TheWalkingDeadInside December 27, 2019
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Vaginoplasty rejuvenates a woman's vagina, tightening muscles and repairing soft tissues damaged by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA
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by kristen renae July 7, 2003
Get the vagitarian mug.1. A surgery where a neovagina is constructed by effectively turning the male genitalia inside out. This operation is considered by many to be the hallmark of a MTF sex change. In reality however, it is just a small part of the process that allows one to be tremendously more comfortable with their body and finally have straight up sex with their boyfriend or finally have real fun in bed with their girlfriend if they're transbian. It also helps a lot in keeping transsexual haters/transphobic people from calling them a guy in a dress.
2. A surgery done on people to construct them a neovagina because of natal absence of a vagina or because of a vaginectomy. The neovagina is usually made by grafting a section of the colon.
2. A surgery done on people to construct them a neovagina because of natal absence of a vagina or because of a vaginectomy. The neovagina is usually made by grafting a section of the colon.
Person 1: Hey you know Jilian, my girlfriend? She just went to Trinidad, Colorado to get a vaginoplasty from Dr. Bowers.
Person 2: For the last time, Jilian, or whatever he wants to call himself is your boyfriend, not your girlfriend!!! He has a Penis!!! Oh and what's a vaginoplasty?
Person 1: An operation where they turn the penis into a vagina.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can't call you gay anymore; damn it!!!
Person 2: For the last time, Jilian, or whatever he wants to call himself is your boyfriend, not your girlfriend!!! He has a Penis!!! Oh and what's a vaginoplasty?
Person 1: An operation where they turn the penis into a vagina.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can't call you gay anymore; damn it!!!
by JsyBird December 20, 2008
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Get the Vagitarian mug.A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006
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Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010
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