vaginist

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.

Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.

by degenerate March 4, 2004

vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006

Vaginismal

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

Vagilisten

When a woman listens while getting mansplained

Woman: Are you really going to mansplain that to me?
Man: Only if you vagilisten

by Jasbax1 April 2, 2023