vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.

"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"

by L534 September 28, 2008

vaginamind

When women say or do emotional shit that men can't understand.

She had a bad case of vaginamind....so I ditched her.

by Chip Lewis September 19, 2019

Vaginamite

(n) Famous Australian spread

Would you like Vaginamite or penis butter on your toast?

by Languish June 20, 2005

vaginaman

when a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs, making it look like he's got just a bush

That was kinda gross in The Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill did the vaginaman.

by Eduardo Lopeze July 5, 2005

Vaginamite

The sexual act of putting Vegemite on the lips of the vagina, then using the lips to spread the Vegemite on your toast.

My girlfriend gave me vaginamite this morning it was amazing

by Sexyhoar23 November 4, 2016

vaginamite

having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy

Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Misuse:
(Not to be confused with the two-word term describing a fictional, crab-like disease/STI)

She *has* vagina mites.

by dangerkitty5000 May 25, 2009