vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

vacity

One who constantly has an itch so bad on their genitals, that they need itching cream for it.

Tom is such a vacity. He's always itching down there.

by Frankthegemstone November 6, 2018

Serial Vapist

Noun.
Origin:Lexington, KY
Definition; One who who uses a vaporizer to reapetedly blow clouds into the faces of their innocent victims.

There was a serial Vapist in the mall today!

by IVape May 23, 2016

Vacasturbation

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.

Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."

by Jarredshere February 27, 2011

Vacasturbation

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.

The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.

by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011

Vapist

One who steals everyone's vapes and blinks them out

Rae dennis is a vapist

by Donald 6917 October 1, 2021

vagistinator

a tool used for back alley abortions. It has a spinning rotor blade on the end and shoots flames.

When I got vagistinated by the vagistinator it really hurt.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003