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Vasectomate

The act of having a vasectomy.
The doctor is going to vasectomate me.
by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009
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vasecube

noun
1. Frozen vaseline (or petroleum jelly) in the shape of an ice cube, though any shape is technically a vasecube, which is used for the express purpose of either preparation for anal sex or simply to enjoy the vasecube itself.

2. Frozen vaseline in the shape of an ice cube, then mixed with hot liquids to create a traditional eastern health remedy.
I popped a vasecube in and after the initial cold shock wore off my body melted the cube and I was ready for action.
by St. Vase September 11, 2018
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Gen Z romanticizing vore, turning it into an aesthetic. Its pretty self explaintory.
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Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.
Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.
by MJJCool January 9, 2012
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Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
by Team Ax April 29, 2021
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vasectomy

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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VOSCO GIRL

Person one : how was your day
VOSCO girl : sksksksksksk it’s grate and I opps
by __psycho__# September 7, 2019
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