A hot man who everybody loves and is good at what he does, often short but still with the chraaaam of an angel
by Dagag October 28, 2019

He’s tall usually from Scandinavian heritage and can be ginger but most of all he gets all the girls. Never trust him because remember he’s a Viking.
Even though he might be ugly now Viggo’s always get an unexpected glow up.
Even though he might be ugly now Viggo’s always get an unexpected glow up.
by BigViking October 20, 2021

by v/o April 11, 2005

by Toni March 21, 2004

An incredibly small, flaccid penis.
Named for Viggo Mortensen's incredibly small penis as seen in Eastern Promises.
Named for Viggo Mortensen's incredibly small penis as seen in Eastern Promises.
by Ryan El Chulo October 5, 2007

Evil painting man who came to life to envelope the world into another dimension. Bill Murray kicked his butt.
"It's Viggo!"
by Jordon December 11, 2003

- I'd like to suck on Viglet
- I wish I were that cheese
- Damn! After this overload of new Viggo stuff my period's come early - again !
- VYLS !!
- I wish I were that cheese
- Damn! After this overload of new Viggo stuff my period's come early - again !
- VYLS !!
by pervybrain March 25, 2004
