valentines

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

by ushray February 13, 2009

Valentines Slut

A girl who has many Valentines, even though she may be in a committed relationship.

Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?

Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!

Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.

by Fap2life February 26, 2011

Valentines 13

When Valentine's Day comes after Friday the 13th, which occurs approximately every 6.7 years, those who fall in love, are blessed by the angels. According to astronomical data, the average person experiences this phenomenon 13 times during their life cycle. This is known as "Valentines 13."

February, Friday the 13th 2009: At the stroke of midnight, Valentine's Day will touch Friday the 13th. This is how the term "Valentines 13" came to be.

by I love the Number 13 January 1, 2009

Valentines Day

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

13 valentines

This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.

It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.

If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.

by KingDon January 11, 2009

Anti-Valentines Day

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.

"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"

by fred carpinski February 6, 2009

Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by [e-mail] January 9, 2008