Validvictorian

The position held by the top student in a high school who does not know how to spell valedictorian.

Noun (plural): an 18th century English woman who needs approval to be victorianated.

Adj: What Roman conqueorers used to say after they won a battle.

I want to be Validvictorian of my senior class.

Marie Antoinette was a validvictorian

"VALIDVICTORIAN!!!" I win...

by Baboon Warrior October 16, 2008

Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Maledictorian

The lowest class point average in a graduating class. The opposite of Valedictorian.

The Maledictorian of the class is lots of fun, but dumb as a stump.

by St Barts October 29, 2020

valedicktorian

Someone really good at being a jerk

she's a valeDICKtorian

by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014

Vagidictorian

A dude with the schlong so big pounds the top of the female cervix.

Roger is a vagidictorian. He beats my guts so hard my cervix is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

kaledictorian

when you're fucking smart but also health conscious

yeah, mark is a total hottie- i mean kaledictorian.

by gingypimp January 11, 2017

vagadictorian

The biggest whore in your graduating class.

She’s been named our class vagadictorian. She’s been ridden more times than an old bicycle seat.

by Babythumper4 September 29, 2017