utilize

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

by creaternity April 18, 2006

Utilikilt

(yoo-TIH-lih-kihlt) 1. n, a kilt (men's unbifurcated garment) made of cotton duc cloth with cargo pockets, usually in a solid color
2. symbol of man's freedom in the form of an unbifurcated garment

<i>Man1</i> Dude, nice Utilikilt!
<i>Man2</i> Thanks bro, and likewise!

by Jacob Johnson October 6, 2004

Utility Key

A key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver.

The polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until Andy used his utility key to open the rations.

by CTword December 15, 2009

Utility boobs

When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.

Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."

Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."

by Steve-o B January 12, 2011

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

Utilital

An object That is very useful and has multiple functions

It was a very utilital knife.

by XAVHOO November 4, 2018