Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

by RiotStu April 29, 2008

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.

I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.

by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Utility Designer

A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!

by Etomco July 4, 2010

utility player

a player who plays more than one position

that shortstop/first baseman is a good utility player

by stoof August 11, 2014

utility fantasy

The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.

Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.

Common objects of a utility fantasy:

a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala

by thesheepherder July 1, 2015