urnis

poop

Person 1: go to poop

Person 2: urnis

urnis by DUNKEY THE PEE MASTER June 13, 2021

urnst 

a sound affect for when your constipated

uhh.... uhh... URNST....(PAIN) (PAIN)

urnst by dice October 8, 2003

urdista 

national fuck urself day 😁

oh, it’s urdista.

friend: What!!
Me: it’s national fuck urself day.

Friend: huh?
Me: u have to fuck urself

urdista by Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 10, 2020

urdista 

November 1st

National fuck yourself day 😁

oh, today’s November 1st. which means it’s urdista

Friend: what!!
Me: it’s national fuck yourself day.
Friend: huh?
Me: you have to fuck yourself.

urdista by Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 10, 2020

Unistache 

The continuous growth of hair from the upper lip to the nostril causing the shaver to put the razor into the nostril on an angle after shaving the lip. Usually found on males.

I cut myself shaving while shaving my unistache.

Unistache by TheyLetMeOutonSunday October 21, 2020

urnesto 

A man that can’t find out where the closest mc Donald’s is even though it is on the street over

Guy 1: dood why can’t you find any food Guy 2: I’m pulling an urnesto right now give me a break

urnesto by Daddy urnesto May 5, 2021

urnest 

The biggest piece of shit ever, literallt die holy cow nobody likes you.

giselle: elise you’re so urnest!
elise: thanks.

urnest by anonymous June 30, 2022