1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.
2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
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1)
Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.
2)
Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.
Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
1)
Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.
2)
Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.
Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 01, 2005
What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.
by Telephony October 05, 2018
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Derogatory term for Wrigley Field; commonly used by White Sox fans; describes the pungent odor of the stadium due to the open trough urinals, leaky plumbing, and poor aim of drunken frat jocks.
I went to the Urinal to watch the Crosstown Classic, but couldn't enjoy it because some Flub fan fratboy spilled his beer on me in the third inning.
by Ryan Z.C. May 16, 2006