Urbanite

An Urban Dictionary Troll.

Bill - Do you know what my name means in the Urban Dictionary?
Ben - Who cares! Youre just an Urbanite anyways!!!

by BennyKoops June 28, 2016

urbanite

an urbanite is one who speaks fluent urban language or modern lingo. One who adds to or refers to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis.

I am an urbanite fo sho!

by sml1921 February 24, 2009

Urbanite

Someone who watches Modern Family for 8 hours a day.

Bruh, chad is such a urbanite

by Rynerath April 18, 2019

Urbanite Dick

Someone who refers more frequently to Urban Dictionary than to the Standard Oxford Dictionary for their definitions.

"Stop being an Urbanite Dick! That word means something far less inappropriate!"

by Mortechant May 30, 2015

Uppity Urbanite

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.

“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Sophisticated Urbanite

Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.

Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."

by meowwoman March 2, 2009

rur-urbanite

A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!

by Dog eats God August 11, 2010