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urbanite

Any diehard and true fan of Keith Urban, Aussie country star
The urbanites gathered outside the stadium waiting for the doors to open to see Keith Urban.
by nov86 June 14, 2008
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urbanite

a noun.

someone who shops at Urban Outfitters' stores for everything.

urbanites are usually inside the sales rack, digging through sales clothes.
"I'm an urbanite because I was born in the fitting rooms of Urban Outfitters, this is my home!"

"welcome to urban outfitters, baby!"
"thanks, what's on sale?"
"a tiny shredder for 5 bucks!"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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Uppity Urbanite

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.
“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance
Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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feral urbanites

1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"
by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012
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urbanite

Iraqi Information Minister will rise from the dead, you infidel!
My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all
Our initial assessment is that they will all die
We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves
by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf June 12, 2003
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Sophisticated Urbanite

Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.
Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."
by meowwoman March 2, 2009
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rur-urbanite

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!
by Dog eats God August 11, 2010
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