rur-urbanite

A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!

by Dog eats God August 11, 2010

Urbanicalensis

The disease transmitted by using modern words too much (e.g. LOL, OMG, Noob, etc.), and it may be spread from person to person if the "Urbanenis Speaker" (See Urbanenis) says it to someone, and that person is influenced by the Urbanenis Speaker, and starts speaking modern words.

"Bob, how are you today? What project are you working on?"
"Sorry, was on WoW all night last night. I have Urbanicalensis now and I can't come to work"

by Seinucep June 9, 2009

Urbanization

To scroll through the Urban Dictionary and fined fucking absurd and crazy shit that will scar you and make you an irrelevant human being that should be sent to the underworld for what they have read.

Damn Steve should stop Urbanization at night, he's really fucking gay now, and why is he wearing 2 Strap on's?

by DANEMEISTER!!! October 23, 2017

urbanite

A person who inhabits one of the major cities in the world, aged between 17 and 44. An urbanite is an affluent consumer with an optimistic outlook on life that is very different from those who live in "small town" or rural areas.

Urbanites are both a subculture and a contemporary lifestyle. They have 6 key characteristics: Time-poor, city-proud, media-literate, brand-centric, trend-sensitive and culturally-aware.

The British newspaper Metro has listed the 10 "Great expectations" that above all else motivate and drive Urbanites:

01. Expecting to live a meaningful and experience-rich urban life.
02. Expecting to succeed in multiple areas of life (not just career).
03. Expecting to get substantial fulfilment from work (not just cash).
04. Expecting to be at the hub of a large friendship network.
05. Expecting the traditional ideal of "true love" in the modern world.
06. Expecting to have to "make time" in order to have and enjoy time.
07. Expecting to use debt to have what they want, and have it now.
08. Expecting to have a progressive government that delivers results.
09. Expecting to live in a pleasant "urban village" area of their city.
10. Expecting to live a responsible life as an urban consumer.

I like him: He enjoys living in the city so much, his clothes are always nice, keeps up with popular culture, is always organising events and going to cool places and is very socially conscious though he always complains he doesn't have enough time... He's a total urbanite!

by K*S November 11, 2008

Urbanites

A retarded and braindead group of people who should have been killed by Pol Pot

Chad 1: I'm fucking tired of the retarded shit urbanites say
Chad 2: Pol Pot was right, we should have killed all those bastards when we had the chance

by မြန်မာ April 11, 2022

urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Urbanition

An urban definition.

I went to www.urbandictionary.com to look up the Urbanition of my name.

by maninreno February 4, 2010