I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by WorseThanHitler January 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary User

You are a user that somehow stumbled upon this definition, you may or may not approve it. These people are the most brutally honest people when it comes to the internet. To the person reading this definition, this is you, this is all of us.

''Are you a Urban Dictionary User?''
''Hell yeah.''

by heretoraidanddestroy October 1, 2020

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

urban dictionary user

someone who still says "that's what she says"
they think everything has something to do with sex.

person 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!11!!
person 2: *under breath* urban dictionary user.

by reallystinky December 7, 2022

urban dictionary user

an urban dictionary user is a person who uses the website you're using right now, some of these guys are capable of making the most over-exaggerated, mean spirited definition you'll ever see in your life, in some cases they're so hateful to the point where you could almost feel their burning wrath.

urban dictionary user: according to my definition if you are part of these guys you are a gay ass mfer who likes sucking dick
random person: damn bro, who hurt you?

this is a reference to an actual urban dictionary definition

by dagr8estgamer June 14, 2024

Urban dictionary user

In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.

Damn that documentary about Urban dictionary users was good, maybe i should go looking after some!

by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025

Urban Dictionary Users

Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.

Urban Dictionary Users scare me, even if I am one myself

by GrilledGoat September 13, 2021