The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999

Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023

The worst urban dictionary definition ever

you

the worst urban dictionary definition ever

by Lukasucksatdefinitions May 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary Definition

A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.

Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.

Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -

Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.

Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

stupid definition on urban dictionary

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name

mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary

by captain cool aka captain lame October 7, 2011

Name definition on urban dictionary

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem

Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((

by jetmysterydino September 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.

People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.

by Coora's Tanabata February 15, 2020

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015