1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
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whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.
"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."
by R-dawg, K-money April 27, 2006
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whatever blows your skirt up

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever blows your skirt up."
by Nate River May 10, 2010
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When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 25, 2018
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blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)
That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up
by Cybergora April 02, 2017
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A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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