UNT

This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.

1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)

Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.

Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?

Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).

2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noon. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.

by Luther Slick October 15, 2008

Unt

A suffix added to any word desired in any scenario.

Oi, do you wantunt go to the movunt with munt? I'll shoutunt you a tickunt.

by Jobro Ki May 7, 2018

Unt un

It literally means the way it is spelled. This phrase basically is the sound you make when you say no to something.

Person 1: “would you date that guy over there?”
Person 2: “unt un, that guy ugly asf”

by Jennygirlamazing June 14, 2019

Mike Unt

Prank name

"Hello. Have you seen Mike Unt?" (Sounds like "My Cunt")

by dpolsrod September 11, 2003

unts ahts

The noise produced while gyrating, Generally not socially acceptable

Cobra's sister walked into the room and cobra unts ahts-ed in her face. OH YEAH!

by Bete Noir April 5, 2007

unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2010

MSK UNTS

the sound someone makes while performing the "party boy" dance.

"MSK UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS"
"OMG ew stop dancing on me! *slap*"

by nolanizzie August 3, 2006