uncumable

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.

"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Unlurkable

When you're unable to lurk in a place.

Me: Jenny, UB is an unlurkable campus
Jenny: yeah I feel you

by Twistin_dro January 23, 2016

unlackable

The ability to not get caught lackin by the boys

Chris tried to catch me lackin but im unlackable

by Dirtysquirty2 October 17, 2021

uncuffable

Someone that can't get into a relationship.

She is uncuffable, always homie hopping.

by Godschild301 October 14, 2016

unfuckable

a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her

1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable

by yorn aim November 14, 2003

Unfuckable

Someone that is incredibly disgusting and no one would ever have sex with, and it's basically a major turn off

That Bryan kid is a big turn off, unfuckable as hell

by Leonardobuttmuncher June 16, 2018

unfuckable list

An unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unfuckable.

Out of all the people I wouldn't do, Eric is at the top of my Unfuckable List. There ain't enough alcohol in the world for me fuck him.

by Waiting for Never December 1, 2015