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Ulysses

A $50 bill, in the same logic that benjamins are $100 bills, as Ulysses Grant appears on the $50.
Dude: Hey, got change for a Ulysses?
Cashier: Is 5 Hamiltons alright?
by Bender Bending Rodriguez September 25, 2005
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Ulyses

Funny, cute, flunky who hangs with friends. He ussually is shy at first but then slowly becomes repetitive. One of the funniest guys you will come across in life.
He's so funny I think he's a Ulyses
by Lilly Vasquez June 7, 2016
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Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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Ulysses

Getting home (at all, or anytime soon)

A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.

In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)

If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"

"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"
by The New Afro-Scottish Gentry, February 26, 2010
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ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends
by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018
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Ulysses

An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.
Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*
by A.J. Miller March 3, 2008
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Ulyssia

Form of Ulysses. Greek in origin meaning "walker". Pronounced (yoo LISS ee ah)
Ulyssia has arrived.
by Ulyssia January 20, 2009
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