ubisoft

A very talented video game developer and publisher.
Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

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Ubisoft-Swap

When a company (or really anybody) does a Massive Bait-and-Switch where they show you something that Looks amazing with great graphics and features, and then you buy it, thinking it would be like that, and the product was Downgraded, streamlined, and is Nothing like they promised upon release. Fallout 76 is a great example, as well as Watchdogs and Many Ubisoft titles with graphics-downgrade scandals. Thus, the Ubisoft-Swap is when a product that was shown to you is significantly changed, most often Reduced in quality the day they sell it to you.
Gamer 1: "dude did you see that Watchdogs E3 demo with all the amazing weather and lighting effects? That looks amazing!"
Gamer 2: "That's an Ubisoft-Swap man. There's no way it will look like that and don't buy it before you compare it."
Release: See Gamer 2 response.

FO76: "It will have all New weather, lighting, and landscape Technology."
Release: "Well, we didn't 'lie.' it is all New, right? It's a New game, so we didn't 'lie' to you."
Sane Gamers (99%): "Are you serious? We were Betrayed and Ubisoft-Swapped!"

Anthem E3 Demo: "WOAH! This looks amazing! amazing weather, graphics, guns, gameplay, So Many things that are like Cool!!"
Release: "WTH is this? I've been Ubisoft-Swapped!"
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Ubisoft moment

"Damn, Rainbow Six's servers were so fucking bad yesterday. It really was a Ubisoft moment
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A medicine specifically designed to counter act the affects of viagra.
Nurse please give the patient a dose of Ubisoft.
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ubisoft

When u tell something very hard to do
(Telling to my pp). I'm having a presentation now, so ubisoft
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Ubisoft

Ubisoft, Noun:
An individual who is tone deaf, has selective hearing, refuses to acknowledge others and is a constant living, breathing migraine.
Jonathan is being a real Ubisoft today
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