Ubersexual

A term coined as in response to male (mainly straight) insecurity of sexuality. The term is supposed to be applied to "straight" males and is supposed to be a step on from the metrosexual - which is a straight guy who's not afraid to be mistaken for gay.

Ubersexuals are supposed to be real men and embody the qualities of real men; confidence - like Alexander the Great; decisiveness, like Alexander the Great; but who are also in touch with their feminine sides and a wow with the "ladies" - like Alexander the Great... But they are straight - no mistaking - because they embody the best of (Uber) manhood; displaying the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class - leaving no doubt as to thier (straight) sexual orientation.

Not Alexander the Great; Not Marlon Brando; definitely not Casanova - he'd probably qualify as metrosexual anyhow; Not Hadrian (Emperor of the wall), and of course you can forget the really obvious ones like Rock Hudson: Or anyone in a rock band...

...apart from Bono who is apparently the worlds leading Ubersexual... cause anyone in the performing arts doesn't qualify for consideration of normaly manliness - unless it's Bono of course but then he is the worlds leading...

by Shockedboi June 16, 2010

ubersexy

1. (adverb) The ultimate of sexy, drop-dead sexy, übersexy, sexy above all, sexiest, nothing sexier.

2. (noun) Marina Orlova, the HotForWords girl.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

ubersexual

A hetrosexual male with the better qualitys from a homosexual (while still being attracted to women. Basicly a man who is cultured

Lady 1: Golly gosh, he's such a wonderful man!
Lady 2: He's probly gay then, *sigh* all the best ones are.
Lady 1: No he's an ubersexual!
Lady 2: They exist! There is hope for the human race! *faints*

by Michael Fletcher, who's name has been stolen by someone else May 4, 2006

Ubersexual

One whom draws others into their supersexually motivated paradyme through intellectual or physical prowess. Beyond normal accepted concept of sex. Universal "humanitarian" exploitation of ones' sexual preference in a propagandic way. Manipulation of media and events using sexual semantics and behaviors.

The celebrities used their ubersexual appeal to peak their interest.

by Supak October 16, 2005

Ubersexual

Looking Sophisticated And Glamourously Awesome. :P

That Awesome Guy In The Suit With Flesh Tunnels Looks Ubersexual.

by Deppers Ftw June 30, 2011

ubersexual

Just a straight guy who likes to look good and take care of his body. People won't think the ubersexual is gay if they see him or meet him (as opposed to hearing about things he does). They're also not effeminate pussies likes metrosexuals. Some also do "gay" stuff like see plays and operas, but that just means they like that stuff.

**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**

Straight Guy: Man, you coordinate your outfits and got a haircut at a chick place? You're so gay!

Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.

SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!

U: Duh.

by yeyYAY August 22, 2006

Ubersexual

über meaning 'above' in german also english translation is 'Very' or 'Super' which means that ubersexual would stand for Super-sexual/Very-sexual implying that the user is extremely horny.

Adjective "Damn Im feeling Ubersexual tonight!"
"Yeah i am Ubersexual..."

by Kevin N. (.ßåLmúÑG) May 24, 2005