Broken Uterus

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012

Uterus Turd

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

by tulsacub July 4, 2011

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

uterus buster

Taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females vagina until it is 12 and half inches up the canal

This hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so I pulled a Uterus Buster on her

by Nigger nigga November 25, 2013

spiritual uterus

What male feminists claim to have.

"I chant My Body My Choice because even though I may be male, I have a spiritual uterus."

by unicorntacostand January 11, 2019

uterus lottery

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

by Jonas W January 6, 2008

uterus lane

when sperm cells are traveling to reach the egg

babe what do you mean you forgot to take the pill. that sperm better not be going to uterus lane

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008