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1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus
1. Third largest planet in the solar system by diameter and least massive of the gas giants. Discovered by Sir William Herschel in 1781. A naked eye object in good conditions if you know where and what to look for. Higher proportions of water ice, methane and ammonia in the atmospheres of Uranus and Neptune have led astronomers to class these worlds in a separate category known as the ice giants. Knocked on its side by an early impact to its current 98-degree axial tilt, Uranus rolls almost like a ball along its orbit, with first one hemisphere and then the other experiencing daylight. Uranus is known for a system of dark rings of carbonaceous material. Orbits the sun at 1.787 billion miles mean distance, or approaching twenty times Earth's distance, from the Sun. Wins the booby prize for the least photogenic planet in the system, appearing a more or less featureless cyan globe, though this may change at the equinoxes every 42 Earth years. Visited by Voyager 2 in 1986. At last count, 27 moons.

2. Romanised form of the Greek god's name Ouranos, god of the heavens.

3. No scatological jokes, please.
If you know what part of the night sky to look at, you can see the planet Uranus if you squint.

Uranus, god of the heavens.
Uranus by Fearman May 12, 2008
Your poop hole.
I'm sending THIS up Uranus.
Uranus by dj gs68 April 24, 2003
uranus is a planet kids please take your butt jokes somewhere else.
Uranus rules bitch take your little anus joke elsewhere
uranus by Chickenwing21 October 17, 2006
uranus is going to be fucked tonight.
uranus by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
the seventh planet in the solar system, also used in many jokes. it is said in jokes as UrANUS
NASA couldn't reach Uranus because it is too gassy
Uranus by Bej1 December 12, 2012