ur mom 

a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags

"i want to kill you for being a total idiot."

"well, uh, ur mom!"

ur mom by m0rph3us August 15, 2004

Ur mom 

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

Ur mom by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020

ur mom 

The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.

A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..

This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.

1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!

2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!

3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.

ur mom by mooshi800 April 18, 2009

ur mom 

The Universal answer to anything and everything.

"What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom"

"What time is it?"
"ur mom"

"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."

ur mom by Lanan December 28, 2005

ur mom 

two words that can answer any questions.

joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!

ur mom by Cami!!! September 16, 2006

Ur mom 

Gay

Your mom gay

Ur mom by Recreational Wizard May 19, 2018

ur mom 

Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"

Bob: Geez, you're such an ass.
Paul: Well.....ur mom!

Britt: What are you doing?
George: ur mom.

ur mom by oh January 5, 2005