is that ucsc over there?
by smith t. lee May 31, 2005
-A breathtakingly beautiful campus, home of the Banana Slugs.
-School some of the best programs in the country like astronomy and psychology. Great tennis and swim teams without a hyper inflated sports budget. Offers courses called History of The Beatles, and History of Bob Dylan.
-Not comprised entirely of hipsters, hippies, and stoners. Whatever stereotype you are identified as/identify with is most likely represented also.
-School some of the best programs in the country like astronomy and psychology. Great tennis and swim teams without a hyper inflated sports budget. Offers courses called History of The Beatles, and History of Bob Dylan.
-Not comprised entirely of hipsters, hippies, and stoners. Whatever stereotype you are identified as/identify with is most likely represented also.
Angry Local: Brah! You can't surf here, uck-suck kid!
UCSC Student: Dude, we represent, like, 25% of the SC economy, so piss off and get a job!
UCSC Student: Dude, we represent, like, 25% of the SC economy, so piss off and get a job!
by UCSC alumnus September 20, 2007
A hellhole posing as a university. Unless you're already broke, it takes shitloads of your/your parent's money and gives you shit in return. Useless protests often drown out the professors, who would prefer to talk about their last vacation rather than the appropriate subject anyway.
The only way to make friends is to smoke pot and have the same five minutes of discussion (dude, where u from? o no weyy! i'm from this place 300 miles from ther!!) over and over and fucking over, or to go on protests discouraging the use of shampoo and/or conditioner. The stink of B.O. and pot is commonly accepted and follows 95% of the students around campus, to classes, the dining hall, etc. Anyone who chooses to clean themselves and flush their piss and shit down down the throne is chastised for being "privileged". The dining hall is filthy as a rat's ass, and dishes are rarely washed. But not to worry; vegan options are always available in excess! Every female on campus has taken several severe beatings with the ugly stick, it's no wonder the males have a reputation for being gay.
If you are considering going here, I highly discourage it, unless you find my description tantalizing. I went in with an open mind and have regretted it every single day.
The only way to make friends is to smoke pot and have the same five minutes of discussion (dude, where u from? o no weyy! i'm from this place 300 miles from ther!!) over and over and fucking over, or to go on protests discouraging the use of shampoo and/or conditioner. The stink of B.O. and pot is commonly accepted and follows 95% of the students around campus, to classes, the dining hall, etc. Anyone who chooses to clean themselves and flush their piss and shit down down the throne is chastised for being "privileged". The dining hall is filthy as a rat's ass, and dishes are rarely washed. But not to worry; vegan options are always available in excess! Every female on campus has taken several severe beatings with the ugly stick, it's no wonder the males have a reputation for being gay.
If you are considering going here, I highly discourage it, unless you find my description tantalizing. I went in with an open mind and have regretted it every single day.
by Tortured Man January 01, 2009
Sally worked hard at Camp UCSC spending every waking moment concentrating on her surfing, yoga, and theatre art classes.
by zanny May 25, 2004