U.P.S.

Abreviation for Underwear Parachute Service.

I work for U.P.S.

by D B R October 21, 2008

U.P.I

Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin

Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I

by JoD CoD February 18, 2009

U.P.P

U.P.P stands for Uneducated Poo Poo which means someone who didn't have a education by someone with knowledge and wisdom and was raised as a ignorant cave man basically from a trailer park and thus is feces or a piece of shit to society and the public and the majority of the population want to spit on U.P.P or throw there garbage from Mcdonalds in there direction. U.P.P tends to be impulsive, egotistical, lieing, violent, sometimes overkill, prejudice, homocidal neuralizing, ignorant, sometimes Satanic, concealing, selfish, manipulative, vengeful, who speak in slang with no words coming out of there mouth that are from a dictionary longer than 5 words usually if you know what I mean. U.P.P are known to be so retarted and a joke that they send innocent children after a Life Review coming back as respectable with integrity to un-called for Hell in weird uncalled for negative based Universes or realities in micro size concealed in Simulation Virtual Reality Programs and not Real Dimension Real Life like commendable beings would who society makes monuments and honorable statues for

Jim and Sophie just graduated from Stanford and are in the city celebrating on there hard work and integrity in a classy area and there was this U.P.P who smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks asking them for Meth and they said f-off why don't you go crawl back in your s*** hole you jerk

by It 1111 September 24, 2018

u.p.w.

Unidentified Party Wound. An injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred. Generally self-induced due to one's stupidity and involving a fall, stumble or collision with an inatimate object.

"I woke up this morning with a huge U.P.W. on my thigh.... I remember smashing into a table, but one of my friends told me I fell trying to get into a cab…..I guess I’ll never know"

by R.D.P. April 24, 2007

u.p.i?

Literally: U packin it?
to ask someone to pack paraphenalia with marijuana

yo you got weed? u.p.i?

Person A: yo u.p.i?
Person B: yo u.p.i
Person A: nah i only got a bowlsworth upi

by Jim Wayne June 11, 2006

u.p.t.

Meaning "Usual Party Time".

"Hey, are we hanging out Saturday?"
"Yeah, U.P.T."

by R.S September 9, 2007

U.P.S

Someone who doesn't have downs

That person has U.P.S

by dOWNSnUPs September 11, 2016