Typeist

Someone who hates or dislikes another person based off the way they type.
It's like racist but instead of race is how you type.
To clarify this, Long Well Written Paragraph vs Short Sentences sent eveytime they type it.
This can also be referred as Typeism.

Man: HEY WHY DON'T YOU SEND PARAGRAPHS LIKE THE REST OF INSTEAD OF YOUR LAME STUPID "sentence by sentence" STUFF! Man 2: HEY! That's TYPEIST and you know it! Man 3: Aw geez...

by TheRealWaluigi October 10, 2019

Out-of-the-Room Typist

A person that continues to type their real-time, live message as you go get coffee, pick up the the printouts, and when you return, they are just finishing up what they intended to type.

I enjoy texting Terri, but as one of the worse out-of-the-room typist, she drives me insane.

I was texting to someone new last night and they were the worst out-of-the-room typists. I bet we sent 5 sentences all night.

by NotElvis2003 April 28, 2009

typositus

Where you make typos often online and dont proof read before hitting send and have to send another message with the correct spelling.

Spelt something wrong and quickly reply with the right spelling

"Omg typositus strikes again"

"Sorry I have typositus"

by WolfySam June 16, 2022

Bad Typist

Someone who rejects even the most basic form of language and spelling in their typing on any given electronic device. The 'words' that they type can be very difficult to understand to the point of massive confusion. Though there may be many underlying reasons for their poor language usage, the fact still stands that they are a bad typist.

Bad typist: "i mm hvngg bd tday annf gett wurs whre u?!!!!!"
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."

by CentinalJam May 22, 2013

typostereocal

means the same thing as stereotypical...a simplified and standardized conception or image invested with special meaning and held in common by members of a group.

The typostereocal male expects less self disclosure out of his partner than she does from him.
American Cowboy
Male Broadway Actors = Gay
Iowa = Farmers
Wisconsin = Cheese
Minnesota = Minnesota Accent

by Abigaile February 11, 2009

typostanding

Portmanteau of "Typo" and "Misunderstanding"

Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.

Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"

Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"

Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.

Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"

Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.

by azntiger954 October 13, 2016

typeist

God among men. Our lord and savior.

Typeist is so hot

by Typeist December 11, 2022