twidgets

Twins who are midgets

I can never tell those twidgets apart.

by Alex Packard January 2, 2009

Tudge

The fat around your penis

John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..

by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012

tudged

The term for getting penalised by centrelink

Today I didn't have enough money for a train fare to get to an appointment with my job network provider so they tudged me.

by Occupy Centrelink June 6, 2017

Twadger

Scots word but more specifically Glaswegian which is a combination of twat (female genitalia) and tadger (from the more common English term todger referring to a penis). Other forms exist in common Scots parlance e.g. fannnybaws. Quite ahead of its time in being a gender neutral insult.

Used in a derogatory sense, e.g. he’s such a twadger so he is.

by ZimSalaBim July 30, 2019

Tudger

Someone who is hated

I hate all tudgers

by danie7smith November 26, 2022

Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!

by MetallicAble January 1, 2014

trudge

To wander aimlessly with no purpose or direction with confidence.

Warning: this more often than not recruits more people to follow along on the journey to no where with hope of an outcome. (these people are called "trudgees")

-Today I "trudged" along the beach and found these women.

-Tonight I will "trudge" around this camp site
(prime culperates for "trudging" are campers and hippies"

-E.g. Forest Gump "Trudged" when he went for his 2 year jog

by Batesy January 12, 2006