Run tops

To give someone a blowjob or head .

Mike : My girl blessed me yesterday.
Devan : Did she run tops?
Mike : Hell yeah.

by slanggggmaste October 22, 2015

topsy turvy

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion

The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!

by HarPotter October 8, 2008

the tops

As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".

Well, guys, I think that's the tops!

by Skeeve July 16, 2008

twipsy

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

Twopenguins

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.

Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker

by Twopenguins December 23, 2012

Topsy Roxy

Nick name derived from an evening of drinking and words being slurred. Was originally intended to be Foxy Roxy, but somehow was interpreted as Topsy Roxy. Could also have several means if person is top heavy, one of your top friends or is just tops all around.

Does that girl's jersey say "Topsy Roxy" on the back of it?

Sure does.

by Topsy Roxy April 1, 2010