twobligation

when you follow someone on twitter, and they follow you in return and it is painfully clear that they 'tweet' way too much about mundane events, you are twobligated not to 'un-follow' them because they are following you.

"I totally followed matt's friend "skylark420" and that dude twitters about _everything_, it's not even funny, and I can't un-follow him because he's following me...I have a twobligation now to follow this dude.

by cbronson April 17, 2008

tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

tooble

a super cool worb

Sydney: tooble
Katherine: wow sydney your soocool

by hey there katrino November 30, 2009

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Toblerone

The triangular space formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name).

"Did you see the toblerone on that woman? She has a totally hot bod!"

by rivit December 14, 2008

Troblemes

a mixture of the words troubles and problems, it is used when the speaker makes a last minute change between these words and slurs them together. this can also be used just to sound cool...

-Maddie,are you having troblemes?

by 4891 April 16, 2009

Twouble

When you Tweet something so bad it gets you in trouble.

I got in Twouble when I Tweeted something bad about my girlfriend.

by Ralph Charles Hurlton October 3, 2012