twirler

A Grateful Dead (or other jam band) fan. Called a twirler due to their tendency to get all full of hallucinogens and "dance" by spinning around in a drug addled stupor.

Dude, we need to make our way towards the stage. This grassy knoll is all full of freaky twirlers. That hippychick got glitter in my eye!

by adam nass May 19, 2008

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.

Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling

by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

by Tommissy December 31, 2013

dirt twirler

a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.

That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

by Chad Spradlin May 6, 2006

flag twirler

A term used if you want your butt kicked.
In color guard we do not twirl, we spin. Get it right.

Paul: Wow, Tess. You are the best flag twirler on the guard.
Tess: *Puts Paul in a choke hold* What did you say?
Paul: *Choking* You're the best flag spinner on the guard!

by Guard Angel December 4, 2007

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009