twine

a simple mix between twelve and nine. the current jibrish civilizations seem to have taken a liking to it, and it has become increasingly popular.

most commonly used as an answer if you presently do not know the correct answer.

*in test*

"hey dude, what's the square route of 435?"

"twine"
_______

"hey honey, where have you been all this time?"

"twine"

by tyuiop April 27, 2008

Twining

The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

Hold on, somebody's twining me.

by xrd1 April 23, 2009

Twine Binder

A complete douche bag

Johnny you're such a fucking twine binder

by rarrybarry April 4, 2011

Ripping twine

bro-speak for playing lacrosse.

today i was chillin with my bros when i grabbed my twig and was like “yo ten bucks i can snipe top ched” i hit a little pipe city and the ball flew into my really hot neighbors yard. i went to get it and say i was sorry to my neighbor. i fucked her then went back to ripping twine with my bros. MLIB.

by bromosexual. September 9, 2010

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

Rip twine

laxing it up to the utmost awesomeness, being a bro, and scoring goals while whipping it at 100 mph

dude wanna go lax it up

yeah but i got to warn you, i rip twine so you might as well give up

i like a challenge

by laxbrochillbro May 1, 2011

anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.

"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."

by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013