twistyp

a retarded drug addict that had potential to be in the MLB but decided to devote his life to singing Yeat lyrics to NPCs

Guy 1: You know twistyp?
Guy 2: Yeah he's the "HEYYYY HEYYY WHERE THE PROBLEM AT? IM SPINNING ON THESE PERCS" guy
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up you fake fan

by Boss ass niggalo February 3, 2022

Twisty Chris

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.

Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes

by Videorocker27 April 5, 2022

Twisty-bitch

a bitch who retrieves information and twists it to make you the stupid one in the situation.

"Wow! She is such a twisty-bitch I didn't even say that."

by Justinisgod December 9, 2014

Conway Twitty

(verb.)
To randomly pop out of nowhere and start singing country music.

Now introducing, Mr. Conway Twitty. :

by zdfhgjxjivzxjdv April 6, 2008

twisty pony

The act of sexual intercourse in the doggy style position in which you insert your thumb into the anus in a twisting motion, causing the recipient to "nay" like a horse.

My girlfriend likes the Spiderman, but nothing gets her off like the twisty pony.

by bsaks June 2, 2008

Twisty flex

The movements one has after doing methamphetamine for days and days and days. The inability to sit in a chair without moving and flexing your body in peculiar ways.

Damn yo, that girl be doing the twisty flex!! Look at her, she's all pretzeled up in the corner picking at her face!! Chicken head!

by Astef May 3, 2015

Twisty Fresh

Twisty fresh, sometimes known as Twisty Fresh Nips is used to describe freshly twisted nipples. Usually swollen,

Hard and sensitive .

My nipples were Twisty Fresh from last night.

by Kitten Key September 3, 2018