Tiddly Boy

One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.

Gabe is such a tiddly boy, he got his arse diddled by Josh Baer at Capital Factory and liked it.

by L_Hol October 14, 2019

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

tiddlywinks

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Tiddly-woo

Tiddly-wooing is a hardcore sport developed by residents of Staffordshire in England. This sport involves using any long, phallic object such as a stick or pencil-case to poke, or ram into a person's clothed arse. When the poking is in process it is neccessary for the poker to shout tiddly-woo, or on rare occasions, xabi alonso. Anyone in the area may be tiddly-wooed, whether they are fellow competitors or passers-by. Tiddly-wooing should be played as a group game, as it is considered gay to tiddly-woo alone. To be tiddly-wooed is the ultimate insult to many, it often results in efforts for revenge and suicide.

"Let's tiddly-woo Kingy!"

"It's tiddly-woo time, everyone put your backs to the wall!"

"Where's Mark?"
"He got gang-tiddly-wooed and the shame was too much... he threw himself off a bridge."

by Pierre Von Snout September 29, 2006

ping pong tiddly

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'

by allkindsofsickaye February 23, 2009

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008