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Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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Tweetocracy

Ruling of the world by people using Twitter to communicate their civil unrest.
Did you see the amazing post from @Tweetocracy_ ?
by Tweetocracy_ April 16, 2011
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Tweezark

A person who sucks farts out of a dead cow's ass.
You are such a tweezark!
by philligree May 18, 2008
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Tweeloader

Someone who repeatedly re-tweets your tweets without giving you any credit.
Andrew: I spend so much time tweeting witty and clever things, and this dude just keeps re-tweeting my stuff but deletes my twitter name every time!

Talya: What a Tweeloader!
by ak47ak47 October 29, 2012
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tweeze off

The act of a man sexually stimulating himself to orgasm using only tweezers; often performed by those who require precision tools to find and handle their own genitals.
"Did you see Nick go into the attic with the porn mag and the tweezers?"

"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."
by Malachi Jr. July 18, 2009
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tweezot

This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)
A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first.
by Meles Borealis August 28, 2008
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tweetover

A Tweetover is like a sleepover, except instead of chilling with a buddy you tweet all night.
ZOMG I can't sleep! Time for a tweetover!
by niffler March 24, 2009
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